make em laugh, make em breakfast!!! my new comedy crush . . .
so yeah i finally met the guy i wanted to marry, SETH MACFARLANE, (for the non-nerds, that is the CREATOR and voices of FAMILY GUY), he wasn't that interested, or maybe it was all the SLUTS that were surrounding him before and after I said hi . . . either way - i decided i had to find another Comedy Crush like . . . QUICK! more on meeting Seth later, i have to get to spaceland for a show so i'm going to make this quick . . .
without further adieu - meet JON LAJOLIE!!!! sounds like the singer of My Morning Jacket - - funny enough to be on SNL. and should be!!
High As F*CK!
Everyday Normal Guy
Everyday Normal Guy (part 2)
i love laugh to the brink of having to pee your panties. then i end up developing a huge crush on said person. (*always have been dudes -- so far - unless I meet Tina Fey in person and she wants to just make out of something .....) P.S. Hey MOM if you are reading this . . Don't FREAK OUT..... i'm not a lesbian! it's a joke!
oh yeah . . . speaking of Being Gay . . . watch this funny shit:
Being Gay - Commercial
I moved out here to work for KEVIN and BEAN (on the KROQ Morning show/who i love and worked with for years - thanks guys for moving me here!!!) and they always told me i will probably I would end up with someone that will make me laugh. You guys were right! I've had enough of the rockstars. HELL NO. IF you see me with one on please give me a good punch me in the face.) I love laughing, and that's damn good since I laugh ALL THE TIME. If you know me in person - - not just virally (wow that sounds kinda x-rated .. haha) i'm sure you can find me in a crowd or a rock club by listening for the laugh. it's anoyying, it's uncalled for, it's always there i can't stop it, but it's here to stay.
hell ya. and if you want to hear the best thing i think that I ever was a part of on KROQ - - - it has to do with myself, Gary Coleman, and backgammon. I'll post it sometime next week. comment if you want to hear it - - i want to get some TYLER SHIELDScomment style action on here!!! Lets bring it!!
Make em Laugh . . . Make em Breakfast. (the breakfast part is integral, as i don't cook, like whatsoever . . . and i don't have any desire to. sorry. deal with it.)
sorry i've been MIA - here's a quick update + next HELL YA! Night info!
Yep. I've been a bad blogger. I slack so f-ing bad as a blogger - I should go to blogger detention. Anyways, I do have a bunch of excuses I could throw at you on why I've been absent, like - my dog ate my homework yada yada, but I'd rather cut to the chase and tell you what's happening now.
Hell Ya! nights in the next few months are going to be JAM PACKED full of action. Including a huge addition - my former employer - the world famous KROQ is Presenting the next 2 Hell Ya! Nights! WOAH WTF THAT IS HUGE RIGHT?!??! Can I get a Hell Ya!? I'm stoked! They are giving away tix, Kat is playing the local band action on air on Locals Only, etc. .....
Huge. Good F-ing Times.
SO here is the first installment of KROQ Locals Only Presents HELL YA! @ The Echo! Yep. Be there. Hazelden, Shwayze, Cisco, Pittsburgh Slim - Lisa (from America's Next Top Model! Yeah I watch that show!) what more do you need? It's $5 for everybody, 18+ and of course Hell Ya! Deejays spinning between sets. There might even be a surprise performance, who knows! Tell your friends.
Then . . . barely a week later is the next Hell Ya! night which is going to be so freakin sweet. More details to follow . . . I should focus on 1 Hell Ya! night at a time, but here is a teaser: watch this video! Be there or be a s-q-u-a-r-e
SO . . . . Come to HELL YA! night January 31st, I hear MTV will be filming so get your mug presentable for on-air camera face time. :) Plus the lineup is killer! PITTSBURGH SLIM - - HOTNESS - WHAT!? I'm so excited . . . this video expresses how excited I am!!!
Today is a good day. One of my heroes, (and friend) RODNEY BINGENHEIMER got his Star on Hollywood Blvd!
CONGRATULATIONS RODNEY!
If you want to help him celebrate, come to the Henry Fonda Theatre tonight for the Rodney Roq of Fame concert w/ the Donnas, Redd Kross, the Nymphs, Channel 3.
A change is in the air. The current state of the music biz is so exciting. I thought Hell would freeze over sooner than have KROQ playing songs that are still featured on cool music blogs. (not to mention my HELL YA! mixes)
Kroq is already playing Silversun Pickups, Cold War Kids, Mickey Avalon, TV On The Radio, Modest Mouse, The Shins & the Kooks. Now they just added PETER BJORN & JOHN "Young Folks"!!!! The Whistling Song!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!! Why couldn't they have been like this when I worked there?
Incase you haven't been keeping up with your indie-rock here is the video for Peter Bjorn & John's "Young Folks"
Good Job KROQ. Ease up on the Hinder and keep spinning the PB&J!