make em laugh, make em breakfast!!! my new comedy crush . . .

so yeah i finally met the guy i wanted to marry, SETH MACFARLANE, (for the non-nerds, that is the CREATOR and voices of FAMILY GUY), he wasn't that interested, or maybe it was all the SLUTS that were surrounding him before and after I said hi . . . either way - i decided i had to find another Comedy Crush like . . . QUICK! more on meeting Seth later, i have to get to spaceland for a show so i'm going to make this quick . . .

without further adieu - meet JON LAJOLIE!!!! sounds like the singer of My Morning Jacket - - funny enough to be on SNL. and should be!!


High As F*CK!


Everyday Normal Guy


Everyday Normal Guy (part 2)

i love laugh to the brink of having to pee your panties. then i end up developing a huge crush on said person. (*always have been dudes -- so far - unless I meet Tina Fey in person and she wants to just make out of something .....)
P.S. Hey MOM if you are reading this . . Don't FREAK OUT..... i'm not a lesbian! it's a joke!

oh yeah . . . speaking of Being Gay . . . watch this funny shit:

Being Gay - Commercial

I moved out here to work for KEVIN and BEAN (on the KROQ Morning show/who i love and worked with for years - thanks guys for moving me here!!!) and they always told me i will probably I would end up with someone that will make me laugh. You guys were right! I've had enough of the rockstars. HELL NO. IF you see me with one on please give me a good punch me in the face.) I love laughing, and that's damn good since I laugh ALL THE TIME. If you know me in person - - not just virally (wow that sounds kinda x-rated .. haha) i'm sure you can find me in a crowd or a rock club by listening for the laugh. it's anoyying, it's uncalled for, it's always there i can't stop it, but it's here to stay.

hell ya.
and if you want to hear the best thing i think that I ever was a part of on KROQ - - - it has to do with myself, Gary Coleman, and backgammon. I'll post it sometime next week. comment if you want to hear it - - i want to get some TYLER SHIELDS comment style action on here!!! Lets bring it!!

Make em Laugh . . . Make em Breakfast. (the breakfast part is integral, as i don't cook, like whatsoever . . . and i don't have any desire to. sorry. deal with it.)

Rainn Wilson (DWIGHT from THE OFFICE) VS. Tyler Shields!

here's a sneak preview of what's in store for the upcoming short film by my genius friend TYLER SHIELDS:


TYLER SHIELDS vs. RAINN WILSON (aka DWIGHT from THE OFFICE!)

so yeah, pretty f-ing awesome. I really didn't think Rainn Wilson could get any cooler than his performance w/ Kanye West @ the Emmy's:

RAINN WILSON vs. KANYE WEST @ the 2007 EMMY'S

So yeah - looks like I have another comedy crush! SETH MACFARLANE might just be knocked out of that top spot on my 'who'd you like to meet' section on Myspazz . . . . ;)

(*in the words of my former bosses Kevin & Bean on KROQ: 'Make Em Laugh, Make Em Breakfast!!!')

so true.

what's reallllly funny is that RAINN WILSON himself actually comments on TYLER SHIELDS website - - - here's one of my favorites:

rainn wilson Says:
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Tyler

this photo sucks ass. i look like a gay manequin on meth. how dare you.

i’m going to set fire to you and then punch you in the front of your throat.

eat me. you’re dead.

rainn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Read more from Rainn vs. Tyler by checking his blog HERE!

and stay tuned for the short film . . . the music is going to be amaaaaaazing . . . guess who the music supervisor is????
if you think you know . . . leave a comment. first one to guess correct wins a Hell Ya! Mix!

Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy) is a Genius!

Whoever doesn't watch Family Guy - should stop reading this blog right now and watch Seasons 2 & 3, then thank me later.

I am OBSESSED with Family Guy (and the show's creator - Seth MacFarlane). So obsessed that I took my brother and best friend Jessica to see FAMILY GUY Live in Vegas! HAHA.

Anyhoo - check out this video of Seth MacFarlane giving Harvard's graduation speech. He starts out by talking as Peter, then Stewie (genius!), then ends as Quagmire.

He even rips on the show LOST. Listen for it. It's hilarious.